Fayza A. Elmostehi, aside from being the resident cheese and monkey lover, is a Project Manager and Social Media Strategist at Schipul - The Web Marketing Company. In theory, this means she manages website development projects and can tell you how to use social media to grow your community and your business (no, it's not just for kids anymore!). In practice, this means she gets to talk to people via the phone and email all day, and if you know her, she really likes to talk, so this is a good thing. It also means she gets to play on Facebook and Twitter and get paid for it. Since she is a complete social media junkie, this is pretty darn rad. Fayza is a native of Holy Toledo!, Ohio, but everyone mistakes her for a Californian. In truth, she's lived in more places than she has fingers and toes, and Houston is home for now. She's the #1 Fayza on Google, so it's pretty hard to miss her in the interwebs. She has been described as an "effervescent personality who knows her stuff" that "likes good wine," she "can identify termite fecal matter," and is "awesome." These are all pretty true. Although Fayza wasted three years in law school, please don't hold that against her. Although you should probably not start a fight with her, because you know how those attorneys can be. Pffft. Is Fayza legit? Check out her curriculum vitae for the professional mumbo jumbo.